Strength is being able to crush a tomato.
Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.
Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.
Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.
Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.
Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.
If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead
I smiled way too much at this.
During this talk about oceanic life I doodled this guy in my notebook.
Of course this means I’ll have to do more research before actually finalizing his design but this is the basic idea.
YEAY FOR SHOVEL KNIGHT OCS!
i don’t normally post porn sorry
I do, and this is much better.
This is beautiful.
Now write “can prevent forest fires” underneath it.
"can i come in?"
"i don’t know, can you?”
cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry
DEAR SWEET GOD
I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:
AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED
GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER
I don’t remember this totheark video
Like what if there was an alternate timeline where, instead of being a mindless monster of death, Grima had the calmative memories and personalities of Every Avatar That Sacrificed Themselves To Stop Him.
(and if he ever wants to see Chrom/Lissa/Eymm/Lucina again he’d have to repeat nearly destroying the world because their royal bloodline is founded on the first Exalt joining Naga to defeat him.)