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D&D Stats Explained with Tomatoes

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twistedviper:

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corruptionpoints:

mindchildofmadness submits:

Strength is being able to crush a tomato.

Dexterity is being able to dodge a tomato.

Constitution is being able to eat a bad tomato.

Intelligence is knowing a tomato is a fruit.

Wisdom is knowing not to put a tomato in a fruit salad.

Charisma is being able to sell a tomato based fruit salad.

(Source)

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If I stop reblogging this assume I’m dead

I smiled way too much at this.

During this talk about oceanic life I doodled this guy in my notebook.
Of course this means I’ll have to do more research before actually finalizing his design but this is the basic idea.
YEAY FOR SHOVEL KNIGHT OCS!

During this talk about oceanic life I doodled this guy in my notebook.

Of course this means I’ll have to do more research before actually finalizing his design but this is the basic idea.

YEAY FOR SHOVEL KNIGHT OCS!

bokuwaaru:

cookiesincoffeecans:

ungratefullittleshit:

Creativity

Lazyness

Creativity 

demuure:

fir3wolf:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

porn.

This is beautiful.

Now write “can prevent forest fires” underneath it.

demuure:

fir3wolf:

rjmckinnon:

frostedsammy:

i don’t normally post porn sorry 

I do, and this is much better.

porn.

This is beautiful.

Now write “can prevent forest fires” underneath it.

This really happened.
(For Meag)

This really happened.

(For Meag)

caterjunes:

"can i come in?"

"i don’t know, can you?”

cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry

shinydiscopaul:

brunomarsvolta:

tadpole-in-a-tuxedo:

DEAR SWEET GOD

I WAS TRYING TO EDIT THIS GIF:

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AND THIS MONSTROSITY HAPPENED

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GOD ON HIGH HEAR MY PRAYER

THE VOID

I don’t remember this totheark video

Like what if there was an alternate timeline where, instead of being a mindless monster of death, Grima had the calmative memories and personalities of Every Avatar That Sacrificed Themselves To Stop Him.
(and if he ever wants to see Chrom/Lissa/Eymm/Lucina again he’d have to repeat nearly destroying the world because their royal bloodline is founded on the first Exalt joining Naga to defeat him.) 

Like what if there was an alternate timeline where, instead of being a mindless monster of death, Grima had the calmative memories and personalities of Every Avatar That Sacrificed Themselves To Stop Him.

(and if he ever wants to see Chrom/Lissa/Eymm/Lucina again he’d have to repeat nearly destroying the world because their royal bloodline is founded on the first Exalt joining Naga to defeat him.) 

Psycosis - Edm, Eddm and Eddmy
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hit banger 1999